this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so…
goats are pretty coo too
dogs are actually the best living things on this planet.
From my new book. Available at www.robdelaney.com
You NEED to read this book. In stock. We have signed copies! Get it here: http://www.unabridgedbookstore.com/book/9780812993080 or in store.