no one takes me to funky town
walks into chair
chair: its ok
When you see a mosquito on your friend's shoulder
thelordofthebutts: I’VE WATCHED THIS DGSKLSG;KLD SO CMANY TIMES TODAY FUCK EVEN MY MOM CRIES FROM LAUGHING
That moment when you can't draw a picture the way...
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me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
romeo: if i was thy boyfriend
romeo: i'd never let thou go
romeo: i canst take thou places thou hath not been before
romeo: and i can be thy gentleman
romeo: swagger swagger swagger
romeo: swagger on thou